LEWD SONG
i know what you re thinking
but it s not true when the bus stopped
at the side of the road (to refuel)
the golf-course stretched back
all the way to the hills
SO LET ME UP YOUR OPEN LEGS PUSSY!
YOU RE A STUNNING CUNT!
O LET ME DOWN YOUR CLEAVAGE!
TITTIES SMOOTH AS DOWN!
I thought to myself while washing
my hands with the lukewarm water in the loo
how a shower would be nice now and cool
clean sheets
SO LET ME UP YOUR OPEN LEGS PUSSY!
YOU RE A STUNNING CUNT!
O LET ME DOWN YOUR CLEAVAGE!
TITTIES SMOOTH AS DOWN!
if you got it bad for guys who treat you like MUD
here s your
Dirtball Detection Kit
Dig in for the dirt on how to spot
the five main slimers and bail before you get
burned.
Dirtball #1 the skirt chaser
Dirtball #2 the control freak
Dirtball #3 the party animal
Dirtball #4 the cheater
Dirtball #5 the bad boy
SO LET ME UP YOUR OPEN LEGS PUSSY!
YOU RE A STUNNING CUNT!
O LET ME DOWN YOUR CLEAVAGE!
TITTIES SMOOTH AS DOWN!
Would you rather have love or sex?
"Probably love -- everyone needs to feel special
and cared for." - Trey M, 18
"First it's sex that I want, but if I really like the girl,
I'd have to say love." - Kenneth W, 21
"Sex isn't a big think in my book, ya know? But
love is." - Paul C, 23
"At this point in my life I'd go with sex. Teenage
years are for having fun, not being tied down."
- Anthony B, 19
"The less secure a guy is, the more his self-esteem is
wrapped up in "performance."" - Dr. John P,
Psychologist
SO LET ME UP YOUR OPEN LEGS PUSSY!
YOU RE A STUNNING CUNT!
O LET ME DOWN YOUR CLEAVAGE!
TITTIES SMOOTH AS DOWN!
I m back on the bus
and the seat s so small
I need to get
down when I see the deer on
the road
wonder in it s eyes
SO LET ME UP YOUR OPEN LEGS PUSSY!
YOU RE A STUNNING CUNT!
O LET ME DOWN YOUR CLEAVAGE!
TITTIES SMOOTH AS DOWN!
Is He a Jerk?
How to know if he's worth keeping
1 He's just met your best friend. After she leaves,
he says:
(a) "Why don't you wear your hair like she does?"
(b) "She seems nice."
(c) "Think she'd go out with me?"
2 You're feeling depressed. He
(a) says he'll talk to you about it after the game.
(b) offers you his shoulder
(c) asks if it's that time of the month
3 Psych! Loverboy has just written a song about
his biggest passion in life. He calls it
(a)
The Luckiest Guy on Earth
(b)
Take Me Out to the Ball Game
(c)
To All the Girls I've Loved Before
(d)
Lewd Song
Scoring:
1. (a)2, (b)1, (C)3
2. (a)2, (b)1, (C)3
3. (a)1, (b)2, (C)3, (4)0
Verdict:
1. A#1 Jerk (7 to 9 pts)
2. Potential Jerk (3 to 6 pts)
3. The Good Guy (2 pts)
AT NIGHT SOMETIMES IT KEEPS ME ALIVE!
THE FUZZ BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
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